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Man lights cigarette from French war memorial (www.france24.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] rainwall@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dale Gribbel, savior of the sacred flame.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I quit smoking over a decade ago, but if I had the opportunity to light a cigarette from the Olympic torch...I'd take it. Probably also use that cigarette to light the pilot lights on my water heater and then all my showers would be heated by the Olympic flame (technically speaking).

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

There's also the Holy Fire of Jerusalem