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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Text got chopped of the end of Article 1, all the text. That isn't the surgical precision these headlines suggest.

Besides, if Trump ordered this, what's the point in trying to edit of the most widely disseminated documents in human history? Also, be a lot more sus if every government site had done this.

Wondering if Trump said he didn't like some of the sections and someone took it upon themself to delete them.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The chaos and distraction IS the point. He's actually busy trying to steal 2026.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

How dare you use reason!

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

If anything deliberate I'd imagine it to be some protest by an employee that wanted some symbolism to back his thoughts on the administration's treatment of the Constitution.

As dumb as this administration is, I don't think even they would think they could meaningfully erase sections of the Constitution just by "clerical error"