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Exactly, that's absolutely a knife. A huge one.
It may also be used as a trowel, but looks at it, that looks like something crocodile dundee would throw at someone.
A guy walking around in public with that strapped to his belt in a tactical looking holster is just asking for trouble. He was probably looking forward to the day the cops got him for it. He can't have been so stupid to have that on and think "this is totally fine, nobody would ever be concerned by this".
He wasn't "walking around in public". He was a gardener, walking around with gardening tools, gardening. I have one of those tools. It's fucking amazing at digging small precise holes under difficult conditions, but as a weapon it wouldn't be any more dangerous than any of my other tools. It's absolutely not a knife. It's just a narrow trowel with edges necessary to cut through roots. Most gardening tools have a sharp edge somewhere. Context fucking matters. And the fantasy your spinning about this scenario is just more pathetic nanny state authoritarian nonsense.
He wasn't in public. Read the god damned article. He was at his own house and even had other gardening shit with him including vegetables.
So because the trowel doesn’t look like a white mans trowel, it’s a knife?