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There's just something inherently amusing about a wobbly sausage, isn't there?
The nine-year-old girls getting slapped with them probably disagree.
Yeah, it helps if you actually hit where you aimed. You'd think you'd practice before the game, right?
There is a disappointing lack of good fundamentals when it comes to dildo-throwing, honestly.
Imagine pinpoint dildo tossing accuracy
Wobbly Sausage
IDK, the original article is sort of in this Schrödinger zone. On the one hand, yes, it's harassing and you shouldn't make dickhead jokes where the principle of the joke is basically "lol they're women." On the other hand, people can do funny things sometimes and be dickheads, it's part of living in a free society. Definitely trying to crack down on it and tell them they can't is just going to spark this universal human impulse to say "Okay I hit paydirt here let's double down because now it's really funny if it happens again."
There is.