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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

There's just something inherently amusing about a wobbly sausage, isn't there?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, it helps if you actually hit where you aimed. You'd think you'd practice before the game, right?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 13 hours ago

There is a disappointing lack of good fundamentals when it comes to dildo-throwing, honestly.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Imagine pinpoint dildo tossing accuracy

[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 7 points 18 hours ago

Wobbly Sausage

IDK, the original article is sort of in this Schrödinger zone. On the one hand, yes, it's harassing and you shouldn't make dickhead jokes where the principle of the joke is basically "lol they're women." On the other hand, people can do funny things sometimes and be dickheads, it's part of living in a free society. Definitely trying to crack down on it and tell them they can't is just going to spark this universal human impulse to say "Okay I hit paydirt here let's double down because now it's really funny if it happens again."

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world -4 points 18 hours ago