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Stop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebel (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 19 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Let's throw spunk-filled condoms at NBA games.
Finding donors won't be an issue.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 14 hours ago

I think they'd stop the game over something like that. And would be technically... foul.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That would be a biohazard. The dildos are a hate crime.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

What about fleshlights at NBA games?