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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (13 children)

If this is so fun to do, try it at an NBA game, or better yet, an NHL game.

[–] giantripdrop@piefed.social 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Am I allowed to find it funny at an NFL game but in poor taste at a WNBA game?

[–] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I wanted to say you are not but I can't decide whether it is misogyny for thinking women can't handle thrown dildos just as well as men do, or if it is homophobic to think it is different because dildos are not for men.

So I guess you are allowed to finds whatever you want funny.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ok pocket pussys it is then. I mean it's only fair to throw the correct sex toy.

[–] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Wait, which players do you want to throw which toys at?!? 🤣

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 10 points 20 hours ago

You're allowed. But you'll have to come to terms with your hypocrisy on your own.

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