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"You were always nice to me. Don't come to space school tomorrow."
The man is a dipshit, but that coat is dope as fuck.
The fact that it’s so cool and then he tries to erase it like it’s not cool is what amplifies the Streisand effect.
It’s like nuclear Streisand
it's not cool at all
the picture is more jarring because that's the most hair and good posture he ever had
And fitness. Nowadays the man's torso doesn't even look like it belongs to a human
i wonder if he had some kind of ribcage opening surgery we didn't hear about and it just didn't heal right
I wouldn't be surprised. Apparently he had a dick lengthening surgery done, and because it was botched he doesn't feel anything from it anymore