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This is why you just shoot the fucker and don't try and do a one liner.
To quote the great philosopher Tuco, "When you got to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
Or you do the one liner after the shot.
Which is what Tuco did.
Tight! Tight!
That's what Betty did.