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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?

Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn't think about usually.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you have a 37cm pénis that's probably all you can think about.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

At that size, it better be paying the bills.

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