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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 24 points 1 month ago (12 children)

are all the impressed comments in here from men lol

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he's always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a serious plot point in the novel The Godfather.

I'm packing 7.5", but skinny, and I used to hit bottom with every woman I had sex with. Fun to painful (for the woman) in an instant. A 14.5" schlong would be worse than useless.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Any bigger and he'd need a thorny crown to go with that cross he's bearin'. Poor bastard. Betrayed by one of his closest friends. PSA: Don't get Judas'ed by your own dick, y'all.

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