this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's because this is written by somebody with the emotional maturity of a 6-year-old, the body of an overweight 40-year-old, and the age of a 16 year old.

[โ€“] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Beautifully said. I'm stealing this.