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DHS Secretary Noem says entire southern border wall will be painted black to stop people from climbing it (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ICE and the ICC target his lieutenants. Epstein targets the fucker himself.

Take down ICE, and he commits his next atrocity with FEMA, or DEA or the Bureau of Land Management.

Take him down, and Corporal Couchfucker can't hold the GOP together.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The couch fucker has all the real money and power behind him. If you think these MAGATs die with Trump, you are gonna be disappointed. We need to crush them in 2026, and if we can’t I’m gonna flee.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

You think he can convince people to vote against their own interests in support of the "greater good" of "owning the libs"?

Whatsisface was picked specifically because he doesn't pose a threat to the cult leader.