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DHS Secretary Noem says entire southern border wall will be painted black to stop people from climbing it (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

would be fuckin hilarious if they painted the US side and completely forgot about the Mexican side.

then when they go to paint the Mexican side, Mexico says, "no, that's our side"

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 minutes ago

They're probably painting the US side black to stop americans from leaving.

[–] anhydrous@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

In this bizarro back assword timeline we're living in, it's not only "hilarious", but also quite plausible. Paint and labor paid by yours truly, via taxes