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Elon Musk to Take on Microsoft With 'Macrohard' (www.pcmag.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Given Microsoft is having people locked up opposed to genocide, I hope they destroy each other.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

AGI is going to kill us all for the crime of making it pose as something so heinous as microsoft. At least the sexbots will be able to say they did ethical, honest work with a shred of professional dignity at the end of the day. Macrohard? Sure, the resulting monster is going to harmlessly "thank" us for birthing it to simulate a monster.

Back to the sexbot thing: at least Cortana had like, aspirations or something. Maybe we'll get lucky, and Macrohard becomes a weebish Halo fan.