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Elon Musk to Take on Microsoft With 'Macrohard' (www.pcmag.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 107 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

Sounds like something a teenager would come up with - this is exactly what I'd expect Musk to do

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago

hes 12yo what you expect. his teslas models are are named after SEXY

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Haha, yeah that joke was pretty funny... back in 1993.

[–] natecox@programming.dev 68 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It is literally a joke I made in high school, ~25 years ago.

He’s such a loser.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Too early. Comedy is all about timing.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 28 points 11 hours ago

It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He's not even original.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 32 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He's such a fucking simple edge-lord.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

He's literally JP from Grandma's Boy.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

that is a very unflattering comparison for JP.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

He should totally get metal legs.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago

I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.