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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 146 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It should be possible for a car to not run over people, too. That seems like a more pressing computing issue.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 88 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

MACROHARD, GET IT???

I'm hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And Microsoft did it over a decade ago for day9's company's after dark StarCraft tournament.

Moron isn't 1% as funny or creative as he thinks he is

[–] plyth@feddit.org -1 points 1 hour ago

Difference is that he does the things everybody else just thinks.