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Elon Musk to Take on Microsoft With 'Macrohard' (www.pcmag.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 27 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Shut the fuck up, Elon. Can't you just quietly enjoy being the richest person on Earth?

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If I had his money I'd be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can't fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There's stuff I can't wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it's absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind... you'd turn down the offer.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If I had his money I would attempt to end homelessness in the US, someone who seemed to know what they were talking about estimated it would cost $50 billion. I would start my own animal sanctuary. I would create a high speed rail system. Then I would just fuck around, travel, and build weird shit. Probably take a bunch of LSD every now and then.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Have you considered doing this backwards to end up as a billionaire who can donate his billions to charity?

Giving all homeless shelter and work would create a huge company.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 20 points 9 hours ago

The wealth was meaningless without the attention.