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Has anyone notified Elon? (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 9 months ago by lars@lemmy.sdf.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 76 points 9 months ago (5 children)

It's all fun and games until you have to implement goingToCrashIntoEachOther()

[–] lobelia581@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

// TODO: needs improvements but works 99% of the time

return false;

[–] ifGoingToCrashDont@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

This looks good. PR approved.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

return (staticCrashCounter++ % 100 == 0 ? true : false);

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

To improve that, you could get rid of the comment to save space.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (2 children) 
void dont() {
    fuckenNoseDiveLmao();
}
[–] r00ty@kbin.life 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Well I think goingToCrashIntoEachOther needs to return another drone object. Then don't can take that object. Based on self.serialNo and other.serialNo a mutually beneficial avoiding manoeuvre could be executed.

If you're about to crash into more than one other drone.. Good luck the function specifies "EachOther" meaning just one other drone!

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

this calls for a whiteboard

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 months ago

Did a Japanese lunar probe write this?

[–] AnonTwo@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You leaked the code for when it's out of warranty

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Or when your subscription to braking has lapsed.

[–] YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Love me some clean code. Just please don't look at the function definition or ever expect me to change my pyramid of abstractions.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That's what interns are for.