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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And this fucker wants a Nobel Peace Prize? smh.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

I mean historically the Nobel Peace Prize is given to war criminals, so he deserves it.

I think you're thinking of the Right Livelihood award. That's for people who do actual Peace things.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He wants a Nobel because Obama got one. Could it be any more obvious?!

Trump hates Obama's guts, and Obama drove him to run for the Presidency. Don't believe me? That single roast changed world history. I mean that. That video will be studied 300 years from now as a lever that changed the Western world.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Dude was in the crowd being roasted... damn.