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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 109 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"I see you more as a brother"

"How much to see me as a step brother?"

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

Drop the $600 under a bed for her to reach it

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

just in case anyone wants to watch 40 mins about the bg of the original "stuck in a washing machine" woman, along with lawsuits against the predatory practices of gdp

https://youtu.be/gX8Rec_Fgsc?t=1727

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

pioneers and innovators