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[–] notabot@piefed.social 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why limit yourself to existing crosswalks? Male some new ones.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

every intersection is by law a crosswalk unless labeled not for crossing. they're called marked and unmarked crosswalks.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 9 points 18 hours ago

So, rainbows at every intersection is what you're saying? I bet they'd have some difficulty policing that.