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Florida Deploys Police To Stare At Crosswalks, Stop Them From Being Painted Rainbow Colors (www.erininthemorning.com)

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[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

As if any bike lanes will remain in this scenario.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Rainbow 🌈 bike lanes. Do you know the chalk holders used to make staves for music class? 🎼Also useful for graphs 📊📉 in math class and primary - school lines for penmanship. Make something similar that holds sidewalk chalk or paint and hang it off the back of a bike. Bonus for visibility of the bike lanes.