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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 39 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Why do they have the resources to do this and not watch for cars almost hitting pedestrians at the same crosswalks.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 22 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

simple, pedestrians aren't people

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 points 3 hours ago

And they could be black and or gay.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

If they wanted to live, they should have gotten a car.

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