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Florida Deploys Police To Stare At Crosswalks, Stop Them From Being Painted Rainbow Colors
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this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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It has to be hard to be an onion writer right now. How can you come up with a story more absurd than our current reality?
I've said for a while they should lean into it more. Embrace the absurdity and turn it on its head.
Something like "Trump correctly identifies all members of his cabinet during meeting" or "Trump to open H1B visas for ICE positions as recruitment dwindles".
The second one is pure genius.