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[โ€“] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

yeah maybe hire an actual prostitute instead of assuming all women offering a service you don't understand are actually just whores

anon deserves his blue balls

[โ€“] Fleur_@aussie.zone 28 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Anon is very obviously describing a prostitute who lives somewhere where it is illegal and thus advertising with innuendo. Anon was turned down by a prostitute. Also the only one calling women whores was you.

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