chocosoldier

joined 2 years ago

ya that's what that last sentence is about, the whole conversation i was thinking about my late partner's escort services and it clicked while i was typing that it could be what you describe just woo woo shit instead of massage. im slow sometimes lol.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

well, it's p clear anon thinks she's a prostitute. this comment chain started with my observation that perhaps she isn't one, and you chimed in where i was going back and forth with someone who agrees with anon and believes she is a prostitute. why are you shooting off your mouth about people saying wIlD tHiNgS and "correcting" people when you clearly haven't bothered to understand any part of the post or the conversation?

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

assuming she's a prostitute he paid at the beginning of the "session", and he mentions the session ends. her advertised rate is $200. she took his $200 that was implied to be for a service and anon did not recieve said service. anon was robbed. i don't understand why this is a "wild" idea.

my take was that he hired an energy healer that also posts about kink, she politely snarked at him when he tried to explicitly buy sex, and it went over his head. also as i was typing this i realized it doesn't really have to be either/or and maybe something went over my head as well.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i hang out with a lot of freaks. my late partner was an escort, and she wouldn't take your money and then just not perform she'd just refuse your money. her shitty friend would go lock herself in the bathroom for the whole hour though, and after a while she quit getting clients.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone -3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

Anon is very obviously describing a prostitute who lives somewhere where it is illegal and thus advertising with innuendo.

this is a possibility but it sounds more to me like he misunderstood a witchy tiktoker who also likes bdsm, which is VERY common in occult-y circles

Anon was turned down by a prostitute.

if she's a prostitute then no anon wasn't "turned down", anon was robbed.

Also the only one calling women whores was you.

nah but thanks for letting me know you're upset for some weird reason

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

yeah maybe hire an actual prostitute instead of assuming all women offering a service you don't understand are actually just whores

anon deserves his blue balls

someone ordered a relevant xkcd?

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

"youre not supposed to know that yet" then why in fucks name did you ask lady?

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

tbf i didnt recognize any the names but reading about each one was like "oh yeah that thing, i knew about that".

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

i think the effect would be to further muddy the discourse

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ugh, i feel like twice a week im having to tell people "using one hundred percent of your brain is called a fucking seizure"

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