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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My gay friends call me a platinum star because I never fucked a woman and I'm a cesarian section.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Gold star" means "never had sex with the opposite gender" in LGBTQ+ slang. My man here managed to dodge the pussy at birth too, elevating him to platinum rank.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 1 day ago

oooooh. Thanks !