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I bet she's gonna buy so many sex toys with that money. I hope she does. (In a positive, not-creepy way.)
Would you rather cum from a bunch of toys for $3K total or one $3K sex toy that should in theory be mind blowing?
Easy answer there, the women have already spoken (pictured: sybian inventor Dave Lampert).
*typing*
$1500!?
I mean, sure, a little pricey, but some chairs cost as much and they're not specifically designed to make baby squirt like a startled octopus.
I've seen these things in action. They're worth it.