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Anon goes to a steakhouse (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 163 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, I guess some girls are into that. More importantly, where the fuck can I get all you can eat ribs for $15, and did they give anon food poisoning???

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 75 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The one where it is fabricated by texts of green

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or the year starts with 19

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

1900-HOMO

[–] Damage@feddit.it 7 points 2 weeks ago

By an homosexual

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

Applebees was running a $15 all you can eat ribs at one point not too long ago. Probably won't get food poisoning from Applebees because everything comes from one supply chain and is all pre packaged and over microwaved.

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Waitresses barely get paid except in tips there bro, she's not into that, she's into whatever makes you feel welcome and thus likely to pay her a wage that she's there to acquire.. Seriously clueless takes here