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Fake: anon left the house
Gay: anon is flirting with men
"Hey, there, hunka'-hunka', wanna go somewhere more private so I can show you my Ancient Greeks?๐๐"
Full disclosure, I'm a barely-social straight guy, I wouldn't know flirting if it cracked my teeth with a piece of wood.
You know, some people would consider that flirting. Also, wear a mouthguard, I guess.
For the right person, I'd splurge on the dental work!=))