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Fake: anon left the house
Gay: anon is flirting with men
"Hey, there, hunka'-hunka', wanna go somewhere more private so I can show you my Ancient Greeks?๐๐"
Full disclosure, I'm a barely-social straight guy, I wouldn't know flirting if it cracked my teeth with a piece of wood.
I'm married and straight.
It doesn't get better.
So it's all just... sexy goofy sarcasm? Oh, crap. I've been doing that for a llllooooong, long time without realising it might be interpreted as flirting.
Yup, that's how I got my SO. It turns out we have a similar, raunchy sense of humor.
That honestly sounds like a fun time! Would probably mean I'd become completely desensitised to it in a sexy way, but I do love me some playful sarcasm!
Glad you've managed to find someone with a compatible dynamic in these aspects, it's lovely having a partner with whom you can laugh at the Absurd!
I'm a lesbian and I've seen guys bag each other flirting on that level
Well, tbf, this'd work on me as well should a flame of the womanly persuasion present it to me (alongside explicit stipulations that "I do, indeed, want you for the sex, Mr. Bond," signed in triplicate)
You know, some people would consider that flirting. Also, wear a mouthguard, I guess.
For the right person, I'd splurge on the dental work!=))