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[โ€“] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fake: anon left the house

Gay: anon is flirting with men

[โ€“] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

"Hey, there, hunka'-hunka', wanna go somewhere more private so I can show you my Ancient Greeks?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜"

Full disclosure, I'm a barely-social straight guy, I wouldn't know flirting if it cracked my teeth with a piece of wood.

[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm married and straight.

It doesn't get better.

[โ€“] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So it's all just... sexy goofy sarcasm? Oh, crap. I've been doing that for a llllooooong, long time without realising it might be interpreted as flirting.

[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, that's how I got my SO. It turns out we have a similar, raunchy sense of humor.

[โ€“] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That honestly sounds like a fun time! Would probably mean I'd become completely desensitised to it in a sexy way, but I do love me some playful sarcasm!

Glad you've managed to find someone with a compatible dynamic in these aspects, it's lovely having a partner with whom you can laugh at the Absurd!

[โ€“] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a lesbian and I've seen guys bag each other flirting on that level

Well, tbf, this'd work on me as well should a flame of the womanly persuasion present it to me (alongside explicit stipulations that "I do, indeed, want you for the sex, Mr. Bond," signed in triplicate)

[โ€“] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know, some people would consider that flirting. Also, wear a mouthguard, I guess.

For the right person, I'd splurge on the dental work!=))