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Wait, we don't have gasoline, we only have solar panels now.
Vodka it is then.
Good idea. I'll go get some ice.
No, wait.
Nah you got rid of solar and wind farms, some billionaires with oil companies made sure of that. There is still enough gas to fill the bottles, it's just that they don't make them out of glass anymore.
Has any research been done on of plastic bottle cocktails work?
try alcohol then