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Catholic church canonises its first gamer saint, and one of his favourite games was Halo (www.pcgamer.com)

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Feels like we could get two miracles attributed to that famous painter, just for shit & giggles, having a Saint Hitler would be funny (if not for the distress caused to the survivors). Other satins have a much lower kill ratios (up to a few thousand only??).

(And ofc /s, choosing saints is a completely political process addressing Church's needs.)