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[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but I generally drink from the tap.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Was a reference to the movie Idiocracy, where they only used Gaterade to water their plants, because they crave electrolytes and water is just the stuff from the toilet.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It's been too long since I watched that.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 10 hours ago

That shit's got electrolytes.