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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon doesn't enjoy anything (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you're a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you're doing it wrong!

Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil's temptations!

Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666

6 hours of mass and prayers
6 hours of work in silence
6 hours of ~~masturbation~~ mixed work and prayers

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

All for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

And that still leaves 6 hours to, er, "spend with the kids".