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[–] Syringe@lemmy.world 89 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Editor wastes ink on this bullshit instead of the news"

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not a waste of ink - it got you and a bunch of to read and react to it.

And thar's gold in them eyeballs......

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. No one reads articles here.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That's why they're putting ads in the headlines now.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Implying that anything happening in the US is news, not just bullshit.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago

Breaking News, A Squirrel fell out of a tree!