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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

"Everything The TV tells me not to like in life is on purpose and against me specifically!!! Everyone is thinking about me, all the time, and plotting. EVERYONE!"

[–] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Aren't you paying attention? She rigged the Superbowl so Joe Biden could score a touchdown. I think? Because she definitely couldn't tell people to vote without rigging the Superbowl.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

This is one of the worst leftovers of the Trump Cult and regime. Trump got his cultists all hooked on conspiracy theories, and their brainwashed minds were not ready for that level of addictive content, and it worked far too well. It has become similar to a religion in many ways. Everything that makes Our People look bad is an evil conspiracy. Anything that doesn't work out well for Our People is a conspiracy against us.