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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 23 hours ago

Hey, it was the 90s and the birthday note does specify that she was "fully depreciated" so, you know.. whatever that terrifying part means. Its pretty fucked.

Fun fact, you could buy a Honda Integra type R for $22,200 and still have $300 left over for the date to get a woman a more respectable way in 1996.