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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon asks out a friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s more fun to play along, and unless I’m missing something, I kept it gender neutral.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Anon is on the internet. No girls there.
Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake.
Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay.