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Anon asks out a friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 78 points 6 days ago (3 children)

There’s nothing wrong with not wanting to date someone years after you had feelings for them. However the body count reference gives me the incel ick.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Alternately it's a Jenny and Forest situation.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

My wife has fucked many people.

The important part is that she’s choosing to fuck me.