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Anon buys a car (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Here's a secret...

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That means youre an arsehole too tbh.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago

You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme]