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[โ€“] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always thought that song had to do with a first attmept at anal fisting.

[โ€“] m4xie@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that!