this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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Just FYI, this rule falls apart after a certain age (in the 60s or 70s).
That's not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy
This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He's like 80 or so.
Gotta look after your ticker if you're going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.
Condolences indeed, he's still alive.