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Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

We need a parody book of the Bible like a Gospel of Charlie Kirk where he preaches empathy is bullshit, school shootings are totally worth right to own guns, and great replacement theory. It'd be as consistent as the rest of the Bible.

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

You'd be unironically compiling the New Bible. Conservatives love that kind of condescending, unfiltered hate