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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)

submitted 1 week ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you have a designated table you put the peanuts on?

I knew a guy years ago who managed to start trading with the crows in our neighborhood by having a table with two sections, one with bird snackies, the other empty (I think he may have put some foil there at one point?) so they'd have a place to put their payment.

The always got little plastic things, bits of mylar, twistie ties and what not.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you have a designated table you put the peanuts on?

Lol I get enough abuse from my neighbors for feeding the crows as it is. If I put out a crow table they're going to sic ICE on me.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There she is now officer! The crow lady!!

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Start messing with the crows while dressed as ICE, then when they do show up the crows will know what to do.