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Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk (www.theverge.com)

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In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’

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[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 133 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I feel like I would suspect them less if they hadn't said anything. Most of Israel's formal statements regarding allegations of Israeli violence are lies, so what would make this statement different?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

Even more importantly… maga is never gonna let that bone go.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 23 points 2 days ago

This has "OJ Simpson book" energy

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 days ago

Well, he was white and almost as much of a Nazi as them.