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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 135 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Private and public? So just schools in general? Or is home schooling ok? Oh, but I'm sure you want some books burned first.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Groups of fish: probably terrorism

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Parliament of owls? Definitely terrorism, no trial, straight to the dungeon.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

parliment of DALEKS.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

they are okay with murder of crows, or unkindness of ravens.

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