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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay you can feed them to your pet, but cook them thoroughly first, you ~~don't know~~ suspect where they've been.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not Elon Musk though, I know where he's been.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would feed him to the crows instead, but I suspect they'd rather leave him to the maggots.

[–] CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't want my local crows to OD on ketamine

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Oh he's definitely spoilt rotten and inedible