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Assistant teacher arrested for allegedly stinking up his school with fart spray (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

He just has that "I shat into the air conditioning and I will do it again" kind of face. Maybe he had multiple places to cover but only so much fiber in his diet. His colleages from his other two workplaces probably saw the news an were like SON OF A BITCH!