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Trump Says Critical Coverage of Him Is ‘Really Illegal’ (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Wuulni@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 97 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I hereby declare any criticism of me to be illegal also. In this way it is now illegal for anyone to reproach my criticism of the piece of garbage currently in the white house. Plus, no backsies, so this can't be undone. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago

I wish to argue, but you’ve completely tied my hands!

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your post was written with an auto-pen so I'm ignoring it.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Six months in GITMO just for the assertion!!!!!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

Well I double declare that you’re a smelly butt sniffer.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You suck!

As settlement for earlier criticism, I apologize. It now has precedent.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I hereby decree you shall be deported to Djibouti with immediate effect!!!!!